the creep

Um, I don't need to be told where you are every time you find a working internet connection, or a stop-motion sequence of 100 photos from that party two nights ago.

I'm flattered that you think me (and your entire Facebook and Twitter audience) important enough to share your exact coordinates with but I can't say I know what to do with all that personal information.

I did think of writing down all that information to build a complete dossier of you.

I'll know what you like, where you like to go, your moods, and of course how you and your friends look like.

Not that I'll do anything with that information.

I mean, just because you tell me all this doesn't mean it's an invitation for me to follow you around.

Unless it is.